what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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my whole life!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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