What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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