Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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America Votes

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Dick Chaney

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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