why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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FIRE!!

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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69.9

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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