- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats white? A fridge

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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