http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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