- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How would you rule?

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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