Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What stops a train? A missile

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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neil likes pube toast

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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