What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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