- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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