what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Joke

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Canadians

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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