1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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