Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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