what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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