- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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