Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

a jew walks out of a furnace

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

President Donald Trump

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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