a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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