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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Dusters blow stuff.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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