A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Your mom went to college

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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