- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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