What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What the hell are you doing?

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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