what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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