Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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