Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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David Cameron

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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world peace

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Smelly Indians.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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