What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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