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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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