Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

a jew walks out of a furnace

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