Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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