- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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