Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Canadians

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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