There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

whats worse than jonny james obviously

You were born.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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