- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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