What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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