- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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