- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's 9+10? 19.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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