Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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