- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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