- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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The queen having a shit

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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