Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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stinky boner

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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- Helen Keller

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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haha

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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hello anomonous

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Anti Joke

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