After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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