roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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kennah campion... being nice

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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