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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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