Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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