LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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