how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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