- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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