- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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