- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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