- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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