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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Its behind you like if you looked behind

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Do you like apples? Yes

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