- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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