How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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y u no like me joke?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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