What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Double-whammy

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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