Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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