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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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